A custard apple as big as a horse’s head

…can be harvested, by you, from your back garden in two years, with *no skill whatsoever required*.  Yes, you’ve stumbled onto the TV Shopping Network, and with that custard apple big enough to fell an ox you also get a complete set of steak knives!! Seriously, why doesn’t everyone (or at least, everyone in temperate … Continue reading A custard apple as big as a horse’s head